[Spoken: "Ok settle down you all, settle down lady,
  he's gonna be on stage real soon, that's right Mama put
  your popcorn down, he's turning to the band, yeah he's running his
  legs off, ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams"]
    Just because your dyslexic
  Doesn't mean your not fake
  We know you're not that stupid
  You'll marry someone rich
  Bet you won't steal his watch
  When your down by near his crotch
  That'll explain the itch
  You were such a lying bitch
    I know you hold my suitcase
  Down in Kensington
  And you were screwing Ewen
  When I wasn't in.
  Did it to me, you'll do it to him
  Your friends just gave me grief
  I will make this brief
  You were such a lousy thief
  You were such a lousy thief
  But you were good in bed
  You were good in bed
  So good in bed
    Now you tell my girlfriend
  That I'll never change
  You've been up since Wednesday
  Don't you find that strange
  You're ex-boyfriend is deranged
  You'll tell them down in Browns
  Haven't been for years
  It's full of coke & tears
  Full of coke & tears
  Full of coke & tears
  But you were good in bed
  Good in bed
    [Spoken: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf
  of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, you've been a fantastic
  audience. Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight and you've
  really taken him on board. Remember the name and whenever
  he's in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright.
  It's been a great evening, thank you very much. Robbie Williams
  has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I'm afriad he's come
  back for his coke - now he's left the buidling - thank you very
  much - thank you very much."]
    Glory Glory Hallelujah
  Glory Glory Hallelujah
  Glory Glory Hallelujah
  Glory Glory Hallelujah...