Have you heard?
  The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
  Well did you evah?
  What a swell party this is!
  Have you heard that poor dear
  Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
  Well, did you evah?
  What a swell party this is!
  What daiquiris!
  What sherry, please!
  What burgundy!
  What pommery!
  Have you heard?
  Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
  Well, did you evah?
  What a swell party this is!
  Missus Smith in her new
  Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
  Well, did you evah?
  What a swell part this is!
  What brandy, wow!
  What whiskey, here's how!
  What gin and what beer,
  will you sober up, dear?