I wouldn't be so alone
  The they knew my name in every home
  Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
  But I'd be too busy
  Come back to the old ville and dine
  Cameron Diaz give me a sign
  I'd make you smile all the time
  Your conversation would compliment mine
    I will talk and Hollywood will listen
  See them bow and my every word
  Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing
  Doesn't that seem a little obsurd
  Bow at my every word
    Buy up the rights to my book
  Live on a ranch from what the box office took
  I'll go and visit the set
  They'll call me their saviour
  All the peoples will scorn celebrity
  Lives on the moon
  But, I'll be back home in June
  To promote the sequel
    I will talk and Hollywood will listen
  See them bow and my every word
  Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing
  Doesn't that seem a little obsurd
  Bow at my every word