Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking
  With polka-dotted stripes or even checks
  With some glamour guaranteeing
  every fiber of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effects
  From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed you're on view so
  Never compromise accept no substitute
  I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
  Because a dress has always been my strongest suit
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Staying in or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
  I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
  Whether wig or hat or turban whether clog, boudoir or urban
  Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
  And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
  As they wander through my things to find a route
  That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal
  Because a dress has always been my strongest suit
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why its vital
  That tonight my droppings will not be subdued
  That from coronet to sandal no one else is worth a candle
  That I couldn't make more impact in the nude
  So bring me out my finest, most audacious, my divinest
  Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
  Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping
  Because a dress has always been my strongest suit
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
  A dress has always been!
  A dress has always been!
  Strongest Suit!
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