My friend's got a girlfriend
  Man he hates that bitch
  He tells me every day
  He says: "Man I really gotta lose my chick
  In the worst kind of way"
  She sits on her ass
  He works his hands to the bone
  To give her money every payday
  But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
  Well my friend
  You gotta say...
    Chorus:
    I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
  Why don't you get a job
  Say no way, say no way, no way
  Why don't you get a job
    I guess all his money well it isn't enough
  To keep her bill collectors at bay
  I guess all his money well it isn't enough
  Cause that girl's got expensive taste
    Repeat chorus
    Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
  But hey man free rides just don't come along
  Every day
    Let me tell you about my other friend now
    My friend's got a boyfriend
  Man she hates that dick
  She tells me every day
  He wants more dinero just to stay at home
  Well my friend
  You gotta say...
    Repeat chorus
    I want give you no money always pay
  Why don't you get a job
  Say no way, say no way, no way
  Why don't you get a job