[chorus:]
    Spam
    It's pink and it's oval
    Spam
    I buy it at the Mobil
    Spam
    It's made in Chernobyl
    Spam
    
    Now when I was a child
    My family was so poor
    They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
    So we had a plan
    In a big blue can
    The government substitute for meat
    
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    To get me to eat it at dinner
    They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
    He was a winner that never knew defeat
    And when he got hungry
    When he got hungry
    He cracked open that special treat
    It was
    
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    S-P-A-M
    Don't you know it's my best friend
    S-P-A-M
    Again and again and again
    
    S-P-A-M
    Don't you know it's my best friend
    S-P-A-M
    Again and again and again and again
    
    So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
    There's one meat by-product that's best by far
    It's
    
    [repeat chorus]