Saw a Cadillac for the first time yesterday
  I'd always seen horses, buggies, bales of hay
  'Cause progress here don't move with modern times
  There's nothing to steal
  So there's not a great deal of crime
    It sure is hell living in a one horse town
  There's half a mile of Alabama mud bed ground
  Nothing much doing of an afternoon
  Unless you're sitting in a rocking chair just picking a tune
    And they ain't too well acquainted with the stars and stripes
  But if you want to hear Susanna then they'll pick all night
  They'll pick all night
    'Cause it's no dice living in a one horse town
  Laid back, as my old coon hound
  And I just can't wait to get out of this one horse town
  There's nothing to steal `cause there's simply nothing much around
    Sure is hell living in this one horse town
  There's half a mile of Alabama mud bed ground
  And I just can't wait to get out of this one horse town
  There's nothing to steal `cause there's nothing much around