[Eddie Griffin]
  Aww they say uhh..
  .. a black man is a pimp
  Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
  on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
  It's her MOMMA that told her,
  "Get a man that got a good job gurl!
  Make sure he got a good car gurl!
  Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
  What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
  -- just cause you love the nigga?
  But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
  I gotta be the player!
    Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
  .. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
  You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
  You knew he already had a family
  but you fucked him anyway!!!
  And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
  you went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!
  THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY
  And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
  "Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
  cause that nigga ain't shit."
  How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
  that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
  TELL THE KID!
  Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy
  I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
  that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
  cause he take care of his REAL family
  I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted