She sang the best she'd ever sang
  She couldn't ever sing any better
  But Mister Davidson never rang
  She knew he would forget her
    She'd seen him there
  And put herself to ransom
  He had stared
  He really was quite handsome
    She had really looked her best
  She couldn't ever look any better
  But she knew she'd failed the test
  She knew he would forget her
    Triumphant was the way she felt
  As she acknowledged the applause
  Triumphant was the way she'd felt
  When she saw him at the dressing room door
    She was happier than she'd ever been
  As he praised her for her grace
  But his expression changed, she had seen
  As he leant to kiss her face
    It ended there
  He claimed a late appoinment
  She quickly turned
  To hide her disappointment
    She ripped her glittering gown
  Couldn't face another show, no
  Her deodorant had let her down
  She should have used Odorono