Fatter, fatter
  Shake 'n Bake, fatter
  Shake 'n Bake, fatter
  Fatter
    Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola
  Yogurt, butterscotch, granola
  Look at me, I'm fatter
  I'm fatter, I'm fatter
    Friends all gather 'round me
  My enemies surround me
  Yelling "Fatso, fatso, fatso"
  I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue
  That's right, I'm fatter
    Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up
  I tell you, this turkey sure is tough
  Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough
    They got pizza on the west side
  French fries up town
  Corn dogs deep fried in batter
  I'm fatter
    Go ahead, bite the big apple
  Don't mind the calories
  Pile it on my platter
  I'm fatter
    Pile it up, pile it high up