You're built like R2D2 and you smell like mr. ed
  i can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
  when i play nintendo, in mortal kombat 2
  i punch kitana in the face and i pretend it's you
  
  i know you hate punk music and even though you say
  you listen to it every day i wish you'd go away
  sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
  you should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy
  
  cause never would i fuck you except if i was dead
  cause then i couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
  you think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
  cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too
  
  i know you hate punk music and even though you say
  you listen to it every day go the fuck away
  sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
  you should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy
  
  that big ol' space between your teeth is worse than letterman's
  but it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
  but sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
  so listen to me when i tell you go the fuck away