House all to myself
  it was my birthday present
  But total wrack'n'ruin
  soon became apparent
  
  I just wanted a band
  to play my favorite song
  I thought that it would be mellow
  but boy was I wrong
  
  I thought they'd played the cowboy song
  (I heard it on the radio)
  I thought it could be mellow
  (but how could I know)
  
  I just wanted a band
  to play my favorite song
  I thought that it would be mellow
  but boy was I wrong
  
  Asked to bring some friends
  they walked in with mohawks
  As the band began to play
  they started to throw rocks
  
  Now I thought that this was cool
  til they threw me in the pool
  The sofa must of missed me
  cause now it sits here with me
  
  I just wanted a band
  to play my favorite song
  I thought that it would be mellow
  but boy was I wrong
  
  I thought they'd played the cowboy song
  (I heard it on the radio)
  I thought it could be mellow
  (but how could I know)
  
  War declared on furniture
  still no mercy shown
  Anything not nailed
  was immediately thrown
  
  Final damage toll
  is better left unspoken
  By the time they left my house
  there was nothing left unbroken