[Hook: repeat 2X]
  From the weave to the fake eyes
  to the fake nails, down to the toes
  Ha ha ha ha! We luv deez hoez
  Ha ha ha ha! We luv deez hoez
  
  [Big Boi]
  Don't lie you love them, if you don't you like them hoez a whole lot
  Just like your mama Sunday cookin' turkey necks in the pot
  You ready to drop your load like prop planes be droppin' that cocaine
  You ready to turn your fro, from natural straight to a cold wave
  Dat hoe name Betty Big Shoez, she wore them Herman monster heels
  Popped a pill, now she's in your Coupe De Ville, passenger seat
  I made her eat my meat while I was rubbin' her coochie
  Injection in her top and bottom lip straight from her booty
  So Do Re, blow me, Fa So La Ti Da Ha I'm tellin' the truth
  You suckin' your tooth you treatin' her like a star boy
  From a Figueroa to a herringbone
  From droppin' her off to takin' her home
  She tried to pull my rubber off with her pussy muscles that was wrong
  The bitch is no good like lesbians with no tongues
  You fucked around and knocked her up and now you say she the one
  Nigga you dumb, you should have pulled it out and squirted on her eyelash
  And let her face be holdin' the baby, now she after yo ass!
  Yeah, I told y'all niggaz
  about god damn takin' them hoez to the Teacake Factory
  Lettin' them hoez order strawberry lemonade and popcorn shrimps
  They ain't goin' do nuthin'
  but try to take all your motherfuckin' cheese! (Yeah!)
  
  [Hook] 2x
  
  [BackBone]
  Ay, ay, what's up lil' girl I see you workin' them Valente
  She walk wit a fly Sashay
  Look here say, I'm just a Fat Face I come through swervin' (ay, ay)
  You love the way the leather grippin' your butt
  Conversation kill 'em, drippin' em up
  Relax Shawty, oh lordy, I quote the facts
  Whippin' convertible with Daddy Fat Sax
  I stay G sharp as a note of music
  Call me fresh baked bread, make 'em brawd lose it
  I'm just sayin' they just can't stand to see me execute game plan
  I slow it down, she like it - speed it up
  She polked it out, beat it up like that
  Hit 'em from the back, bully quote the vocabulary
  
  [Hook] 2x
  
  [Big Gipp]
  Yeah, yeah, Gipp keep it double loco
  Met up in Café Intermezzo for some late night pasty
  Conversation hasty cuz I was ready to dip
  Sweatsuit velour so I ordered Kahlua
  Fell in, hit her with the gun hose
  Left her with the pokahose, got up and didn't say goodbye
  Her face wrinkle up and froze
  Why you leavin' so soon, supposed too
  And ain't no question about that
  They call me Big Gipp on the southside
  Mr. Get Down in the vains so what's the word
  Don't fall in love with good pussy
  Off the top better leave for two moths
  Come back and pop "study the shit"
  
  [Hook] 2x