I've all my wisdom teeth
  Two up top, two beneath
  And yet I'll recognise
  My mouth says things that aren't so wise
  But when I sing my darling's praise
  I know I'm right, or close anyways
  For she's a gem upon this earth
  I know to me she will return
  
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  Oh I know it's true, I know it's true
  That I was made for her, and she me too
  And I'm confident that she'll think so too
  And she'll be coming back...soon
  Mornings we have toast and tea
  I gaze across the table, she glares right back at me
  And when we're getting low on jam
  I give her the last spoonful, that's just the way I am
  And I drive her to work each day
  Even though it's early and work is far away
  And I don't even say a thing
  When she plays the radio so loud you cannot think
  
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  I can't stand her goddamned friends
  But I will tolerate them, even though I hate them
  And I will put up with her parents
  'cause she says I'll not meet someone who is so kind and sweet
  Ever again...
  
  [chorus]
  
  I've all my wisdom teeth
  Two up top, two beneath
  And yet I'll recognise
  My mouth says things that aren't so wise
  But when I sing my darling's praise
  I know I'm right, or close anyways
  For she's a gem upon this earth
  I know to me she will return
  
  [chorus]
  
  Yeah she'll be coming back...soon