Jet set ski shop quasi silver porche jacket
  Bleached blonde forty-dollar foster grant
  Capped teeth two-inch eyelash
  Pseudo gamma delta doll
  Adidas in heat
  
  Beer slob saturday addict pops another top
  "kill that sonovabitch," he screams at the t.v.
  The thrill of victory, the agony of my feet
  Adidas in heat
  
  Sports awareness t-shirt
  Sports awareness t-shirt
  You have the paraphenelic regaliaof an athletic supporter
  
  Forced to wear this t-shirt
  Sports awareness t-shirt
  You have the paraphenelic regalia
  Of an athletic supporter