Teacher’s pet (pa dum pa dum)
  I wanna be teacher’s pet (pa dum pa dum)
  I wanna be huddled and cuddled
  As close to you as I can get
  (That’s the lesson
  We’re guessin’ you’re best in) ...
  
  Mmm, teacher’s pride (pa dum pa dum)
  I wanna be teacher’s pride (pa dum pa dum)
  I wanna be dated, paraded
  The one most likely at your side
  (Ya got a burnin’, yearnin’ to learn) ...
  
  Refrain:
  I wanna learn all your lips can teach me
  One kiss will do at the start (Are you really?)
  I’m sure with a little homework
  I’ll graduate to your heart (To your heart)...
  
  Teacher’s pet (pa dum pa dum)
  I wanna be teacher’s pet (pa dum pa dum)
  I wanna take home a diploma and show ma
  That you love me too (That you love me too)
  So I can be teacher’s pet
  Long after school is through ...
  
  (Oh, teacher’s pet) Mmm, mmm
  (You wanna be teacher’s pet) Ahh, ahh
  (You wanna be huddled and cuddled
  As close to him as you can get)...
  (Repeat refrain & 4th stanza)
  
  Teacher’s pet (You love the teacher)
  I wanna be teacher’s pet ( pa dum pa dum)
  I wanna take home a diploma and show ma
  That you love me too (wow!)
  So I can be teacher’s pet (Yeah)
  Long after school is through
  (Teacher, teacher, she loves you!) ...