Everytime I hear that march from ? Lowingrin?
  I am always on the outside lookin' in
  Maybe that is why I see the funny side
  When I see somebody's brother take a bride
  Weddings make a lot of people sa-ad
  But if it isn't you they're not so bad
  
  Another bride, another June
  Another sunny honeymoon
  Another season, another reason
  For makin' whoopee
  
  A lot o' shoes, a lot o' rice
  The groom is nervous, he answers twice
  It's really killing, that he's so willing
  To make whoopee
  
  Picture a little love nest
  Down where the roses cling
  Picture the same sweet love nest
  Think what a year can bring
  
  He's washin' dishes and baby clothes
  He's so ambitious he even sews
  But don't forget folks
  That's what you get folks
  For makin' whoopee
  
  Down through the countless ages
  You'll find it everywhere
  Somebody makes good wages
  Somebody wants her share
  
  She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes
  She makes him strudles and bakes him pies
  What is it all for
  Just so he'll fall for
  Makin' whoopee