This one goes out
  to all the people into pub
  To the Frankies going to Hollywood
  Please wake me up before you go-go
  Cause there's one thing I wanna know
  Did Mark King reach Level 43?
  Did Boy George met Trent D'Arby?
  I heard the guys in Bros. are sisters
  Like the girls in Mr. Mister
  Whatever happened to the 80's?
  Thank god, Rick Astley gave us up
  When will the Scorpions break up?
  Next time you think about going retro
  This is what you ought to know
  A Sam Fox comeback in a Crowded House
  These are the things I can do without
  Mr. Hutchence is no longer INXS
  Cause revivals have no class
  Whatever happened to the 80's?
  I wanna know, I wanna, I wanna know, I wanna,...
  Whatever happened to the 80's?
  I wanna know
  Where did they go-go?