There must be something fishy going on
  You said you were goin' on a fishin' trip with some old friend
  You said that you'd be home tonight somewhere around ten
  Well here it is, it's two o'clock and you're still not at home
  I think there's something fishy goin' on
  
  I think that I'm a sucker that's swallowing your line
  I try to make myself believe that it's all in my mind
  But you never asked me if I'd like to go along
  So there must be something fishy goin' on
  
  Chorus:
  
  There's something fishy goin' on
  On these fishin' trips you're goin' on
  I'm gettin' tired of stayin' home alone
  
  Some night when you come home and discover that I'm gone
  You can bet there's something fishy goin' on
  
  I guess some large-mouth bass left that lipstick on your shirt
  I don't think you're a fisherman, honey
  I think you're a flirt
  Well if you're goin' fishin' then why don't you bring 'em home
  I think there's something fishy goin' on
  
  Repeat Chorus
  
  Tag:
  
  Yes, you can bet there's something fishy goin' on