I feel so out of place here
  With this high society
  These high fallutin' people
  Don't know what to make of me
  I feel like a minnow in a sea of Moby Dicks
  A small fry in a big pan
  They're caviar -- I'm fish sticks
  Fish out of water
  I know I don't belong
  Fish out of water
  Everything I do is wrong
  My style of hair, the clothes I wear
  The way I speak, the things I eat
  The way I act, my lack of tact
  Nothin' seems to fit
  Fish out of water
  Flounderin' round
  Out of my element
  
  But I'm just as good as they are
  Why do I feel second rate
  It's like, "Sorry Charlie,
  We want only tuna with good taste"
  I guess you could say Wal-Mart
  Is quite a way from Gucci's
  I'm Timex, they're Rolex
  I'm Captain D's, they're sushi
  
  Fish out of water
  I've had it to the gills
  Fish out of water
  With these yuppie-guppie frills
  Yeah, I'm a square in a round hole
  A catfish in a goldfish bowl
  A little fish with lots of soul
  Out of my element
  Fish out of water
  Flounderin' round just for the Halibut
  
  Save me, save me
  S.O.S. somebody
  Save me, save me
  Somebody rescue me
  
  Fish out of water
  Somebody throw me in
  Fish out of water
  On a scale of one to ten
  I'm a two, perhaps a three
  Compared to the big fish in the sea
  I'm washed ashore so save me please
  I'm in an awful fix
  Fish out of water
  Rescue me
  And you better do it quick
  Fish out of water
  It's such a culture shock
  Fish out of water
  My stomach's tied in knots
  Fish out of water
  Fish out of water