What do you get when you fall in love?
  A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
  That's what you get for all your trouble
  I'll never fall in love again
  I'll never fall in love again
  
  What do you get when you kiss a guy?
  You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
  After you do, he'll never phone ya
  I'll never fall in love again
  Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again?
  
  Don't tell me what it's all about
  'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
  Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
  That is why I'm here to remind you
  
  What do you get when you fall in love?
  You only get lies and pain and sorrow
  So far at least until tomorrow
  I'll never fall in love a- gain
  No, no, I'll never fall in love again
  
  Ahh, out of those chains, those chains that bind you
  That is why I'm here to remind you
  
  What do you get when you fall in love?
  You only get lies and pain and sorrow
  So far at least until tomorrow
  I'll never fall in love a- gain
  Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love a- gain
  I'll never fall in love a- gain