Never thought about the other side, oh no
  It was always lets go try to pull some hoes
  And I pulled 'em like a tow-truck
  Since I was a young buck
  Guaranteed the hoes always got fucked
  With a one-two and all that good shit
  I never flipped or tripped or got pussy whipped
  Cause I'm K-K-K-K Kid Rock motherfucker
  You wanna piece of me
  You're just another sucker
  But oh well you don't bother me none
  Cause me and your girl have lots of fun
  You know the one that looks like a model
  Sucks on my nuts like a baby on a milk bottle
  Not cause I make her, I wouldn't make her
  But cause I mack her right, she loves me all night
    With a one-two and all that good shit
  With a one-two I take another sip
  With a one-two and I'll rock this party
  With a one-two ya better ask somebody
    Get down girl and read my mind
  And you'll see that it's focused on your behind
  You gotta lotta class and don't mind me askin
  But can I go up in your fat ass
  And just pump, pump, pump
  What's next? check your money
  It's scum and its time to jet
  You bet she'll be into it more
  On the bed the steps and the kitchen floor
  You like the way the K-I-
  Did it like I said I
  Would, could, should I do it good
  In your neighborhood
  On your fuckin block
  Cause I'm the coooool the Kid Rock
  Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock
  Make it nasty
    Hoes talk the same shit
  Ya dress like a slob
  But bitches still give a good blow-job
  Up come my drawers and it's goodbye
  The Kid Rock's just got to fly Cause it's 1-9-9-0
  Time to fuck hoes
  But before ya goin put Jimmy in a lambskin
  And we could bump all night you bet
  So get set to jet and go get wet
  Come on outta your girdle and slacks
  And I'll shine that booty like turtle wax
    With a one-two and all that good shit
  With a one-two I take another sip
  With a one-two and I'll rock this party
  With a one-two ya better ask somebody
  Bitch