I was hiding from the sun once again
  I was running from the time my friend
  I've lost another war
  So, I poured one more and went home drunk again
  She was up when the key hit the lock
  And the clock looked at me just like the devil in disguise
  I saw it in her eyes - she'd be gone before the evenin'
    So, I poured another strong one and chopped a line from here to Texas
  Cause I've lost another good one - she's on the midnight train to Memphis
  With a brand new start, I swore I'd love from the heart
  I meant to change my ways
  But I've seen better days than the one's that's here this mornin'
  With a wife and kids at home with a job some where on some assembly line
  I wish I had that life - I bet you wish you had mine
  So, let's pour another tall one and chop a line from here to Texas
  Cause I've lost another good one - she's on the midnight train to Memphis
    [David Spade]
  Dude, what station is this? K snooze?
  Kid Rock I thought he was the American bad ass
  He's putting me to sleep. Nudge me if he gets over five decibals.
  I knew his first album was a good one
    But that's the way I am
  And this is how I jam
  All across the land from Alabam to bandstand
  Doped up rebel with an attitude
  Shit
  So fuck a bitch
  So fuck a bitch
  So fuck a bitch
  I won't switch won't quit my vices
  Flip the script cause I'm gonna slice the righteous
  Haven't you heard I don't refrain
  Free as a bird and so I won't change
  Livin it up Givin it up fuckin shit up
  What
  I'm gonna run my track from the D to Nantucket
  So fuck it - If you don't dig that, you can suck it.
    And it don't
  And it don't
    With an old suitcase, I swear I'll leave this place
  I'll get you back in time
  Can't drink you off my mind. So, I'll see you when I'm sober.
  I been looking for some reasons, but I ain't found one down in Texas
  I been changing with the seasons
  Walked in a new line back to Memphis.