I woke up to bells this morning, I woke up to birds
  I woke up to someone yawning and that yawn was hers
  I was dreaming of a scene where all my life was cursed
  By the Law of Love which states that things will just get worse
  When she turned 'round and said she loved me so much that it hurt
  I thought it must be April the First
  
  I put my hand upon my heart and swear I never leave
  That she wanted love not just a room she could come to
  I recall her asking me what I was born to do
  I said, "There's no place for me, I'm simply passing through"
  When she turned 'round and said she loved me so much that it hurt
  I thought it must be April the First
  
  And by the Law of Averages, this won't last long
  By the look of happiness, she'll soon be gone
  But by the looks of things, I could be wrong
  I could be wrong
  
  So we went down to Glittertown and bought ourselves a ring
  When she announced that now she was in love with everything
  But I could not unlock the pessimism in my soul
  Surely scenes disasterly and rings and things get sold
  When she turned 'round and said she loved me so much that it hurt
  I thought it must be April the First
  
  And by the Law of Averages, this won't last long
  By the look of happiness, she'll soon be gone
  But by the looks of things, I could be wrong
  I could be wrong
  
  I woke up to bells this morning, I woke up to birds
  I woke up to someone yawning and that yawn was hers
  I was dreaming of a scene where all my life was cursed
  By the Law of Love which states that things will just get worse
  When she turned 'round and said she loved me so much that it hurt
  Yah when she turned 'round and said she loved me so much that it hurt
  Well she turned 'round and said she loved me so much that it hurt
  I thought it must be April the First