DM) Here's a happy tune SD) A happy tune
  DM) You'll love to croon SD) You love to croon
  DM) They call it Dean's song SD) Hey, you don't seem to understand
  DM) Catchy as can be SD) I must agree
  DM) The melody SD) The melody
  DM) They call it Dean's song SD)Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing
  
  SD) You don't dig this scene
  SD) I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song
  DM) Sam, you're just a ham SD) But Dean here's the scam
  SD) The song was named after Sam
  DM) Sam who?
  SD) Sam Houston
  DM) Oh
  
  DM) May I say with pride where I reside
  DM) They call it Dean's song SD) And that's quite a group you have going for you
  DM) There's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song
  SD) They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio
  DM) Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me
  SD) Well I'm not just singing along
  DM) Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you
  DM) We'll call it Clyde's song SD) Clyde's song?
  
  DM) Here's a happy tune
  SD) Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was named after me but he's calling it
  DM) Clyde's song
  DM) Catchy as can be
  SD) No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he's calling it
  DM) Clyde's song
  
  DM) Nothing on your mind
  SD) There's a lot on my mind and I'm standing here saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it
  DM) Clyde's song
  
  SD) My Italian friend we have reached the end
  DM) We don't seem to blend
  DM) Sam, let's compromise
  SD) Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you mean that you'll do it your way and call it
  DM) Sam's song
  
  SD) Did he say Sam's song?
  B) Let's give the ending a rhyme
  DM) But don't nobody tell Clyde
  B) That the name of this song DM) is Sam's song
  SD) It's not Irving's song
  DM) Sam's song
  SD) It's not even Mona's song
  DM) Sam's song
  SD) Only thing I know is when this record comes out it better have Sam's song on it or else you'll get a nasty letter from Calhoun and a telephone call too
  DM) Hmmm I'm thinking you're starting to get dirty down there