How many wrinkles in a pickle
  How many hairs in a head
  How many waves in the ocean
  How many crumbs in bed
  But last but not least, but baby most of all
  Why do I mmmumble everytime you call
  Chorus
  
  Because you're strange to me baby
  Oh, you're good to me mama
  Well, I admit you are strange
  But baby please don't change
  I know I belong with you
  
  How many bubbles in soap
  How many chewings in gum
  How many rolls in a wheel
  Where did eyeballs come from
  But last but not least
  But baby most of all
  Why do I mmmumble everytime you call
  
  (Chorus)
  
  How many blanks in a blanket
  How many cuts in a knife
  How strong is a bedbug
  And how deep is his bite
  But last but not least
  But baby most of all
  Why do I mmmumble everytime you call
  
  (Chorus)
  
  Stange you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye
  Strange you got five double chins...???
  Strange your knees look like the knees on a billy goat
  Strange you got two left legs ...???
  Strange there's something wrong with you I don't know what it is
  Strange I'm gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this