Here I stand
  With a doughnut for a brain
  On my life, I must see you again
  I should think that's made it very plain
  Is it his
  Is it his or is it ain't?
  
  Don't ask me
  To leave it out
  Or turn it up
  Or pack it in
  Don't ask me
  Don't ask me
  Don't ask
  
  Don't ask me
  I'm an ignorant, I'm afraid
  On my life, I believe we're tailor made
  I should worry if the weather spoils the trade
  I'm a crumb
  And I'm in your lemonade
  
  Don't ask me
  To knock it off
  Or cut it short
  Or jack it in
  Don't ask me
  Don't ask me
  Don't ask
  
  Let me offer you
  My life and all my love
  Let me offer you a bargain
  What a lovely range
  Don't forget the change
  Don't ask
  Don't ask
  Don't ask
  
  Don't ask me to make a sacrifice
  On my life, I'm cheap at half the price.
  Won't you try a portion or a slice?
  Slightly warm
  But very, very nice
  
  Don't ask me
  To leave it out
  Or turn it up
  Or pack it in
  Don't ask me
  Don't ask me
  Don't ask
  
  Don't ask...