I took the wrong turn
  It was the right turn
  It was my turn to have a ball
  The boys at the shop told me just where to stop
  If I wanted to play for it all
  Well I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV
  But my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
  
  I chose my apparel
  I wore a beer barrel
  And they rolled me to the very first row
  I held a big sign that said kiss me I'm a baker
  And Monty I sure need the dough
  And I grabbed that sucker by the throat
  Until he called on me
  'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
  
  I don't want what Jay's go on his table
  Or the box Carol Merril points to on the floor
  No I'll hold out just as long as I am able
  Until I can unlock that lucky door
  Well she's no big deal to most folks
  She's everything to me
  And my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
  
  Well Monty, Monty, Monty
  I am walking down your hall
  I got beat
  Lost my seat
  But I'm not a man to crawl
  I didn't get rich
  You son of a bitch
  But I'll be back just wait and see
  'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three