There was a swirling mass of water
  That lived in a quiet pond
  It asked permission from its master
  To visit the lands beyond
  
  And its master allowed it to fly
  So the wind swept the whirlpool across the sky
  
  The whirlpool's mother wore a jacket
  She'd sewn out of dental floss
  It was stolen by a monkey
  That sold it to an albatross