(Peters/Hofstede)
  Steps on the carpet
  Your partner is perfect
  Steps on the lino
  To teach you to tango
  It takes two more lessons
  Then I got the chances
  To meet all the girls who
  Are waiting for dances
  Put on the blazer
  And even my razor said
  You got two flat feet
  But she will not notice that
  She's wearing glasses
  Got pimples on her nose
  And while we were dancing
  She was stepping on my toes
  In the dance for four ankles
  I was on flat feet bad feet
  Step on toes of pretty girls
  Step by step the lesson's complete
  My cheek and your cheek
  My knees and your knees
  My hand in your hand
  Oh girl can't you understand
  That I got the need for
  Your feet on my feet and
  My hand in your hand and
  My cheek on your cheek
  Step by step by step by step by step
  I take a step